Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is about to hit theaters. MEN.COM is also releasing another Star Wars porn parody. Around this time last year, they released big-budget STAR WARS: A Gay XXX Parody starring Paddy O’Brian, Luke Adams & Jessy Ares. This Saturday, December 17th, they will release the first episode of Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody! They teased fans with two promo pictures showing gay porn star Aspen as Poe Dameron and Kaden Alexander as Finn.
[UPDATE] They revealed that power bottom Griffin Barrows plays Rey in The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody. Colby Keller plays Captain Phasma, Wesley Woods plays Kylo Ren, and Jay Roberts as a Stormtrooper.
You can watch the XXX trailers below. Poe Dameron & Kylo Ren flip-fuck, Finn gets tag-teamed by Captain Phasma & Stormtrooper, Kylo Ren fucks Rey, and Finn, Poe & Rey 3-way.
“You want this lightsaber, come here and SUCK it!” Finn (Played by Kaden Alexander)
“I can fly and FUCK anything.” Poe (Played by Aspen)
“My troops will storm this block and FUCK you all!” Captain Phasma (Played by Colby Keller)
“We’ll FUCK each other again. I believe that.” Rey (Played by Griffin Barrows)
“You need a teacher. I can FUCK you in the ways of the Force.” Kylo Ren (Played by Wesley Woods)
Poe Dameron & Kylo Ren Flip-Fuck #StarWars Force Awaken Gay XXX Parody (https://t.co/nhLf4Pt6sV) @Zack_attack31 @_ShaneH_ @alter_sin @Men pic.twitter.com/gwU0DujH3L
— Queer Me Now (@QueerMeNow) December 15, 2016
In A Gaylaxy Far Far Away… Poe is captured and stripped bare by Kylo Ren. Poe may not have what Kylo is looking for… but he does have a hard cock and a tight ass. A ferocious fuck breaks out between these two enemies, each taking turns invading the other’s tight ass.
+ Poe Dameron (Aspen) and Kylo Ren (Wesley Woods) Flip-Fuck [December 17]
Captain Phasma & Stormtrooper Fuck Finn in #StarWars Gay XXX Parody (https://t.co/VQc4S1BAv9) @colbykeller @JayRobertsXXX @kadenalexander2 pic.twitter.com/HxAefDktM3
— Queer Me Now (@QueerMeNow) December 15, 2016
After a daring escape assist, Finn is punished by his commander Captain Phasma. Stormtroopers get horny too, and Captain Phasma knows just how to relieve these horny soldiers to prevent them from rebelling: with a good old-fashion dicking. No hole is off limits for these disciplined Stormtroopers.
+ Finn (Kaden Alexander), Captain Phasma (Colby Keller) & Stormtrooper (Jay Roberts) 3-Way [December 23]
Kylo Ren Fucks Rey in #StarWars The Force Awaken Gay XXX Parody (https://t.co/ebcS2eFJoF ) @alter_sin @griffinbarrowsx @_ShaneH_ #GayPorn pic.twitter.com/5sKyK2972y
— Queer Me Now (@QueerMeNow) December 15, 2016
An exhausting lightsaber duel turns into a passionate suck and fuck fest between Rey and Kylo Ren. These two are strong in the force and hard in the sack.
+ Kylo Ren (Wesley Woods) Fucks Rey (Griffin Barrows) [December 27]
Poe, Finn & Rey 3-Way in #StarWars Gay XXX Parody (https://t.co/EqWIuMv4D8 ) @alter_sin @griffinbarrowsx @Zack_attack31 @kadenalexander2 pic.twitter.com/gs7U2rw0O8
— Queer Me Now (@QueerMeNow) December 15, 2016
Rey devises a rescue plan in order to retrieve Finn from the clutches of Kylo. They struggle to fight off the horny Stormtroopers and finally reunite with Poe. The force has awakened and the young men celebrate by unleashing their forces within.
+ Rey (Griffin Barrows), Finn (Kaden Alexander) & Poe (Aspen) 3-Way [January 1]
+ MEN.COM
yuu says
still waiting for the continuation of star trek xxx parody
Chocoswirl says
Me too…its funny they showed the ONE scene with all CAUCASIAN models and not release the two scenes with the models of color?!??! And they STILL HAVEN’T released HTGAWM parody with Diesel Washington & Micah Brandt which was shot over a year ago?!?!?
Steve says
The posters are always better than the actual video.
jasonishere says
UGHH, They seriously couldn’t find a latino model to play POE?
alex says
Isnt Diego Latino? Of course, he will only top at men.com so that would ruin the premise of a flip flop — which this certainly needs to be! But I’m sure there are about a dozen other guys who would better fit the role — despite the fact that I do like Aspen.
WildPN says
Please no Paddy O’Brian, he is been in enough of these parodies.
alex says
Flip flop between Finn and Poe is mandatory — don’t screw up this one (like you did with Batman vs. Superman). I’d also be game to see a flip between Jessy and Paddy, but guess they won’t be in this sequel.
red1979 says
I’m hoping at not all of the missing days from their current previews are going to be with this lame parody. There are 5 more days missing for the rest of December’s previews (6 including the premier of this on the 17th).
I’m really hoping Santa got my letter and is going to have Zeb Atlas star in a Top to Bottom video before New Year’s Day.
Thom says
Why does Men.com still use condoms in their movies? They own Sean Cody and Bromo so they shouldn’t ruin the scenes with ugly plastic wrappers on all the dicks. They’re going have the biggest pile of unwatchable gay porn in two more years.
Anon says
I don’t get why all these parodies are pretty much naked guys fucking in a different background setting. At least have them in full/part costume. It’s a parody for a reason (and not just the background)
alex says
I like the first and last trailer, but I’d have preferred just Finn and Poe flip flopping for the finales. Isn’t Phasma a woman in the film?!