The very first thing I did after I read this press release from Dominic Ford was checking the calendar to make sure it’s not April 1st. Why? Read this email I got.
Dominic Ford Features, the movie arm of DOMINICFORD.COM, has announced plans for its first feature-length 3D porn movie which is a parody of the first Harry Potter movie, and will be titled Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. In it, Whorrey Potter must find the Sorcerer’s Balls before they get into the hands of the evil Voldemorecock.
Casting is being finalized, but already on board are some heavy hitters. Superstar Matthew Rush will be playing Voldemorecock, with new face Luke Marcum making his movie debut starring as Whorrey Potter. Himmione will be played by Cameron Adams, and porn’s favorite red-head, Blu Kennedy, has signed on to play Ron Sleazely. Muscle man Robert Van Damme rounds out the cast as a protector of the Sorcerer’s Balls. Other famous porn stars will make non-sexual cameos throughout the movie.
What an ambitious porn project! Hey, but I’m satisfied with the cast. Especially hunky newcomer Luke Marcum. Who’s Luke Marcum? I googled him for you and here’s what I’ve found.